{Lazy rainy Sunday afternoon… Una and I are baking peanut butter cookies. Nestor is fussing and no matter what Mark does, and he tries pretty much everything, is of little help}
Mark: Nestor, calm down already or I will put you in the oven.
Una {whining on top of her voice}: Noooo, doooon’t, it is too hot there!! Not my bwwoooother!!!
Mark {enjoying messing around with her a bit too much}: OK, then I will put mama in the oven…
Una {completely calm}: No, she is too big.
{please do not call child protection service on us, no one ended up in the oven}